ACT 1
Voulez -Vous
Back-up Singers:
Hey Busso, Oh Busso
We want you so Busso
Hey Busso, Oh Busso
Take off some of your clothes Busso
Lizzie:
I met Frank Busso care of B-U-M-B,
Strutting his stuff in the stands.
I said, "Hello, hey Busso, you wanna give it a go?"
All:
Gouchie Gouchie Ya-Ya Busso
Gouchie Gouchie Ya-Ya Here
Mocha Choca Lata Busso
He sure is the man
Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi, Busso?
Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi?
Lizzie:
I pretended to fall for his roommate Carl,
I sure had everyone fooled.
But how can Carl compare
To this hot accordion player?
All:
Gouchie Gouchie Ya-Ya Busso
Gouchie Gouchie Ya-Ya Here
Mocha Choca Lata Busso
He sure is the manVoulez-vouz coucher avec moi, Busso?
Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi?
Andy: (rapping)
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
He comes through with the trumpet and the stylish clothes
Hes such a fine date
I want him as my mate
See some girls mistake him for a dork
I say "How can you resist this fine piece of pork?"
You see Im for real and Sue Im sorry
Im gonna keep chasin Busso fast as a Ferrari
I say "Hey Busso Oh Busso, take off ALL your clothes Busso,
You wanna gouchie gouchie Busso? Mocha choca Busso
He sure is the man"
Back-up Singers:
Frank Bussooooo
(Lizzie: oooooh)
Frank Bussooooo
(Lizzie: oooooh)
Frank Bussooooo
(Lizzie: oooooh hey, hey, hey.)
Lizzie (Christina Aguilera-esque):
Who really cares bout his girlfriend Sue?
She cant close to this
Im so sexy and bootylicious
Oh, Bu-ssooooooo.
All:
Gouchie Gouchie Ya-Ya Busso
Gouchie Gouchie Ya-Ya Here
Mocha Choca Lata Busso
Lizzie (VERY Christina Aguilera):
He sure is the man
All:
Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi, Busso?
Voulez-vouz coucher avec moi?
HE SURE IS THE MAN!!!
