Roger: 25 or 6 to 4 Rocks!! Lizzie: Clarissima Rules!! Matt: Cats!..(pause)...um...I dont know.
Lizzie: Matt, did you just hump that pole? Matt: No, John Phillip Sousa did.
Andy: Your thumbs are like udders...milk leaks out of them.
Andy: I tastes like beeaauuuutiful flowers... (referring to Tequila) (Note: Tequila does not actually taste like beautiful flowers.)
Andy: My Mother Had 2 chickens... Lizzie: You had 2 chickens? Andy: No, you're not listening!!
Andy: If I made a movie called Cock would that like...work?
Jess Mason to Jess Woods: What's your name? |