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Roger: 25 or 6 to 4 Rocks!!

Lizzie: Clarissima Rules!!

Matt: Cats!..(pause)...um...I dont know.



Lizzie: Matt, did you just hump that pole?

Matt: No, John Phillip Sousa did.




Andy: Your thumbs are like udders...milk leaks out of them.





Andy: I tastes like beeaauuuutiful flowers...
(referring to Tequila)
(Note: Tequila does not actually taste like beautiful flowers.)




Andy: My Mother Had 2 chickens...
Lizzie: You had 2 chickens?
Andy: No, you're not listening!!




Andy: If I made a movie called Cock would that like...work?





Jess Mason to Jess Woods: What's your name?